Frozen jokes

Every now and then you may need to fill in some time between games at your Frozen Party.  Here’s a few kid-friendly Frozen jokes you could tell to fill a gap.

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Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she’ll LET IT GO.

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Q: What does Olaf eat for lunch?

A: Icebergers.

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Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Yoo

Yoo hoo big summer blow out

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Q: How does Olaf make his bed?
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

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Q: What do you call Olaf in the desert?
A: A puddle!

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Q: Where does Queen Elsa keep all her money?
A: In a snow bank!

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Q: What did Elsa put in Olaf’s stocking for Christmas?

A: A lump of cold.

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(This next one maybe not so nice for little kids)

Q: Why didn’t Anna & Elsa’s parents teach them the whole alphabet?

A: ‘Cause they got lost at C.

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Q: What kind of birthday cake does Elsa like?
A: The kind with lots of frosting / icing.

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Q: What is Olaf’s favourite drink?
A: Ice tea!

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Q: How does Olaf get around Arendelle?
A: On an “ice”-icle!